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STEPH. ENGLISH. MULTISHIPPER.
my heart lies with her.

this blog mostly consists of glee.
but here's a list of what else you'll find.

[smythofsky. blam. quinntana]
[blaine. quinn. santana. dave. sam. bas]
[darren. dianna. naya. grant. chord. max]

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KINN WEEK DAY 2: Lay Me To Sleep

Title: Lay Me To Sleep
Theme: Day 2 » Present
Word Count: 900+
Rating: G
Summary: Finn loves having this intimacy with Kurt and maybe that should make him question things, but it doesn’t, not when it feels so right.

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KINN WEEK DAY 1: Blue and Pink

Title: Blue and Pink
Theme: Day 1 » Past
Word Count: 900+
Rating: G
Summary: As he lays beside Finn Hudson, nine-year-old Kurt Hummel thinks he finally understands why the girls like holding boys’ hands.

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QUINNTANA FIC: Surprise!

Title: Surprise!
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Quinn Fabray/Santana Lopez (Glee)
Word Count: 1200
Summary: Quinn decides to surprise her girlfriend by arriving in San Francisco earlier than expected, but Santana ends up giving Quinn a surprise of her own. Established!Quinntana, College. Warning: Infidelity.

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unfinished smythofsky mother’s day fic

ugh I give up. I tried writing the mother’s day smythofsky fic but I lost inspiration half-way through it and it’s been sitting on my computer since sunday afternoon and I’ve tried going back to it but it’s just … it’s not letting me do anything with it. so here, have what I did manage to write (see: sleepy!bas and college!smythofsky). I fail, I’m sorry.

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SCOOPER DRABBLE: Touched

Title: Touched
Rating: R
Characters: Sam Evans/Cooper Anderson (Glee)
Word Count: 400
Summary: Sam likes many things in life, but sex with Cooper is his favourite. Deaf!Cooper, Fluff.

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BLAM WEEK DAY 5: Human Nature

Title: Human Nature
Theme: Day 5 » Duets
Word Count: 800+
Rating: PG
Summary: ”After this, you can go back to Kurt. I won’t stop you.”

A/N: This kind of ties in with yesterday’s prompt too, in that I’m taking a canon event and turning it into Blam. In this, Blaine and Sam had an affair over the summer but Blaine put an end to it when he transferred to be with Kurt, figuring that it’d be too risky while they’re both at McKinley. Sam’s been fighting to get him back but Blaine’s shot him down continuously all year. For the sake of canon, this takes place before Sebastian slushies Blaine.

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sigh I uploaded more fics onto ff.net

I’m not uploading the blam week fics until blam week is over jsyk 

Way More Fun — blaine/cooper
The Arms of a Fighter — blaine/cooper
Busted — blaine/cooper, blaine/kurt
Like Clockwork — dave/sebastian
Tiptoes — dave/sebastian
Short Ass — dave/sebastian
That’s Why — blaine/cooper


BLAM WEEK DAY 4: Lor Menari

Title: Lor Menari
Theme: Day 4 » If Blam Was Canon
Word Count: 800+
Rating: G
Summary: Blaine was the one to help Sam when he first got slushied in 2x04. See headcanon post regarding Blaine here and manip here.

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BLAM WEEK DAY 3: Make You Feel Good

Title: Make You Feel Good
Theme: Day 3 » Firsts
Word Count: 800+
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Their first kiss is frantic and desperate, and Sam has never wanted someone as badly as he wants Blaine in that moment.

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okay okay wait I wasn’t going to upload this but I am now. I re-wrote the narrative at the beginning of the princess bridge so it fits blaine and sam and changed it all to present tense and I cut parts of it up in that fic so you’ve seen the first paragraph but there’s more to it, too.

I was planning on writing the fic up to where this narrative ends and then doing snippets from later on when they’re re-united, and I’ll most likely still do that, but anyway yes here you go.

please take note that the prince’s name is hummeldinck.

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BLAM WEEK DAY 2: As You Wish

Title: As You Wish
Theme: Day 2 » AU/Crossover
Word Count: 1200+
Rating: PG
Summary: ”As you wish” is all the farm boy ever says to Blaine. His name is Sam, but Blaine never calls him that. The Princess Bride/Glee Crossover.

A/N: This is pretty much just the first few minutes of the movie. I was going to do more, with snippets from throughout the entire thing, but I got carried away with the opening and I want to upload this before midnight. I may continue it at a later date, but no promises.

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BLAM WEEK DAY 1: Got A Secret

Title: Got A Secret (Gotta Keep It)
Theme: Day 1 » Kids!Blam
Word Count: 600+
Rating: PG
Summary: Blaine comes out to his best friend when he’s just twelve years old, and Sam’s reaction isn’t quite what he’s expecting. 

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BLANGST FIC: That’s Why

Title: That’s Why
Rating: R
Characters: Blaine Anderson/Cooper Anderson (Glee)
Word Count: 700+
Summary: When Cooper leaves, Blaine does what Blaine does best: he performs. But it takes its toll, beating him up and wearing him down until he can barely think straight, and all he wants is to make it stop. Andercest, AU.
TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDE.  

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SMYTHOFSKY FIC: Short-Ass

Title: Short-Ass
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Dave Karofsky/Sebastian Smythe (Glee)
Word Count: 600+
Summary: Sebastian’s cooking dinner, and Dave can’t reach anything that he asks him to give to him. Established!Smythofsky. Height difference fluff.

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It was no secret that Sebastian had a bit of a size kink.

Outside of the bedroom, when he was looking for a dance or a drink or just someone to tease, he liked guys that were smaller than him. The short and scrawny kind that would blush and grin like a dork and jump at the chance to be with him. That’s what first caught his eye about Blaine after all, and all of the boyfriends he’d had back in Paris.

He loved tilting their chins up to kiss them, loved watching them push themselves onto tiptoes whenever they initiated the kiss, loved seeing their arms flex as they wrapped themselves around his shoulders. He loved being the big spoon by default, loved being seen as the man in the relationship purely because he stood taller than his partner. Being with smaller guys made him feel powerful and in control.

But something he’d quickly learned was that, more often than not, small bodies came with small dicks. So not all of them were tiny exactly, no, but in the bedroom (or the back of the club, or the backseat of his car, or anywhere he fucking felt like it, really), he was usually left wanting more. That was why he stopped dating in the first place, instead choosing to sleep around with bigger guys to fulfil his needs. What was the point in having a boyfriend if they just made you even more sexually frustrated?

So when he laid eyes on Dave Karofsky, a bear from head-to-toe, he set out to sleep with him. Right then and there, before he’d even said a word to him, he decided to pursue him. And then he walked up to Dave, only to realise that the man was several inches shorter than himself, and he knew he was never letting this guy go.

He soon began to learn that Dave was everything he could ever want. He was large but short, rough but childlike, determined but inexperienced. He took control in the bedroom, giving Sebastian exactly what he needed, and let Sebastian take control everywhere else.

Sebastian could tilt his chin up to kiss him, watch him lift himself onto the tips of his toes just to kiss him back, pull his back against his chest without a single complaint about being the little spoon. Dave could look at Sebastian with so much intensity that it’d make his knees buckle, but get excited about comic books and video games not a minute later.

He acted like a blushing virgin more often than not, but when it came down to it, Sebastian had never had sex as amazing as the sex he had with Dave. Somehow, he managed to balance being small and being large so perfectly that Sebastian never wanted to be with anyone but him.

Dave was Sebastian’s idea of perfection.